Friday, February 15, 2013

¡Craft Juice!

Thanks Pintrest!

Venti Java Chip
+
2 pumps Toffee Syrup
+
1 shot Espresso
+
Caramel & Chocolate Drizzle everywhere
plus
WHIP CREAM =

SNICKERS FRAPPUCINO!!!!!


¡Fashionable Dope!

If your not into drug references I'm probably not the Craft buddy for you. Not saying I'm a crazed out druggy with issues, just sayin I use certain terms that might rub bitches the wrong way.

Today I'm using the word dope to communicate how shit affects me, specifically artistic shit. I love it. I need it. I have to have it.

You get the idea.

It comes in all kinds of forms and this time around it comes in form of a dress.

Dope on a level that YES I might suck some D for ownership of such a divine item, here is the first in a long list items that make me an addict of creativity:


The C.C.Q

¡Craft Tat!

Been collecting images for years for whenever I start adding to my craft tat
piggy bank. Too busy putting my hot hands in that jar to even have gas money to get to a tat studio... What can
I say: it's the life of a CraftCrappin Momma of 5! Until then I thought I'd post sum of the pics I've oogled over the years. Peep them and feel free to post ur CraftCrap tat inspirations or ur own CraftCrap tats in the comments section.

AwesomeSauce!
The C.C.Q


Thursday, February 7, 2013

An important PSA (via Pintrest) 4 ALL CraftCrap Queens And Kings

Not real sure if this is real or not but I encourage anyone following/glimpsing at this blog who shops at Michaels, Joanns and/or Hobby Lobby to read this article and find out for yourselves if the supposed "facts" are real or not.

 Rumor has it that you can use Joann's, Hobby Lobby and Michaels coupons together for additional discounts on purchases at Joanns or Michaels. Hobby Lobby apparently doesn't allow for competitor coupons...

Let me know if it works if I don't first!!!

-The C.C.Q

¡An Unexpected Craftacular Gift!

I hate surprises.

I'm a Capricorn so that could be part of the problema. 

Most of my family knows to keep me abreast (ha! I love that word. So childish.) of any and all unexpected things and/or events coming my way. My sister still tells me every year what I'm getting for Christmas and my Birthday from all my family members. She knows whats up. 

Sisterhood 4 life foo!

But this week I was gifted with an awesome surprise WTF kinda creation that makes me smile every time I have to do the G*dDamn dishes now.


 
"Pickled Butts" is the creation of a dear friend of mine's Mom Cheryl, who is battling breast cancer as we speak. Never letting her illness keep her creativity down, each pair of butt cheeks in this jar was hand crafted to include all races of ass & all sizes too! 

Not sure what her inspiration was for this project but boy do I love my jar of pickled asses. :)

A reminder that even the most random can be the most best anything! 

(Kill me Grammar Nazis! You know WTF I mean!)

-The C.C.Q



A.Jazz Is BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!

 For the longest time I've been telling you about how I'm the AMERIKAN half of this CraftCrap thing and like any good mathematician you might be asking yourselves: "Well who the hell is the other half and where the hell are they from?!"

Folks, here is a perfect introduction to the silent CANADIAN CraftCrap Queen known as my girl, Amanda Walker (AkA: A.Jazz!):







Returning from a wayyyyy too long hiatus, Amanda hits up her Etsy store, No Diggity No Doubt, harder than ever with these handmade hip hop hoops (say that five times fast foo!). Is that an A$AP piece? OMFG! A B.I.G. Hoop?!?!  Dr. DRE too?!?

 Let me remind you all that these are 100% ORIGINAL UNIQUE pieces of craft hand work and can't be found in a kit. I saw someone in the social media world trying to act like these are some easy to do embroider-by-number kinda gigs you can pick up to tickle your fancy but nay I say (Not hating, just sayin!).

 Handmade by a true original, Amanda has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to perfect stitching and an ear for iconic hip hop lyrics. This is her second collection of hip hop quotable embroidered hoops and are sure to be gone before you know it.  Peep her store. Get on her mailing list. Your home decor will be glad you did! No Diggity! NO FUCKIN DOUBT!

- The C.C.Q