Sunday, August 31, 2014

¡CraftCrap Kitchen: Basically the ONLY thing You should ever do with Pears

You'll never look at a pear the same way after you do this:


Then get all ingredients associated w/said recipe...

BOOM! Never JUST EAT a pear again. 


Once I bit into this beast my brain no longer understands why pears are treated like the dirty bastard cousin of the apple...
I'll make a cake with them everrry damn time now Because that's the only REAL way to eat a pear. 

Cake. The only way REAL way to EAT fruit . All that other shit you do w/fruit is called snacking. This recipe proves it.

-La C.C.Q 

Saturday, August 9, 2014

¡Pochaloca Studios: Graphic Design!

Did I mention I dabble in making decent looking flyers? Here's one I did for my roller derby teams recruitment efforts. Holler at your girl if you need something done in a snappy-kinda time frame. 


- The C.C.Q

Friday, August 8, 2014

¡CraftCrap Commerce: That NewNew!

Added new items to store. 

Here's the linkage in case your in a Shudduppp-N-Take-My-$$$ kinda mood: www.etsy.com/shop/pochaloca

I made this mini tumbler with the good-times conissuer in mind.
Thinking Blue Dream & Girl Scout are up next for the mini tumbler treatment. Look
out for those soon SON!

Ohhhhhh!!! You likey aye? 
You see?! That's why I make things for you?! Cuz I know you 💖 my wutang style. $16 over at the mercado! GO!
This one right here thooooo!!!!! Only one maceta can wear this one. That'd be moi. And yes. Of course this bish glows-in-tha-dark!

Back to the glassware:
The "Sativa Sweetheart" ashtray is on sale right now for the low low price of $16.50. (Plus $5 shipping!) 
Keep the sesh cute and cop this pronto b4 it's a vamnos on outta here!

Holler.
-The C.C.Q