A little poop here. A dab of something-sauce there. God, I think once you've slept in a baby piss puddle because its just too damn early in the morning and you can barely open your eyes, you pretty much let any and all other clothing stains become non-issues. Your sleeping in pee!! You wouldn't have done that for $100 but this is your seed and you'd dance in it if you love your baby creation. I mean who cares if thats a lil bit of baby burp up on my brand new favorite shirt... I made this baby and should have known I would lose my wardrobe to all his/her antics. Duh Stoopid Mom! While having my lil babies keep my wardrobe spiced and splashed with random liquids, the cleaning solutions can often be the culprit of some annoying permanent clothes messes. Lysol w/bleach did it to me while trying to clean the bathroom but heres how to make that kinda lemon of a situation into sweet wearable lemonade:
Step 1: (Used two different colored shirts to see what colors would come up... see what happens!)
I went to a place that couldn't have too many consequences while using bleach-based chemicals - OUTSIDE! I laid it out nice and flat, w/o a piece of cardboard between the two sides of the shirt (I thought if I did this that I might get some really cool bled out designs on the back...).
Green T-Shirt Attempt:
Grey T-Shirt Attempt:
So far... no results :(
WTF!?!
Step 2: Dry Time!
Step 3: Final Product is Complete!
Final Score:
Grey Shirt - 0 Green Shirt- 1
!Ta-Da!
Lysol couldn't clean up the grey shirt (I'm sure some other bleach product - gel pen, etc.- coulda done the job but not today Lysol. Not today.), but it did do some sexy damage on the vintage army green color shirt.
Woohoo!
I'm sure if some of you rhinestoned-out ladies added some zazz with crystals and what not, you would probably have a bling-er-iffic tee.
(*FYI: Both tees are from Billabong.)
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